ACCOMODATIONS

CHOOSE YOUR ESCAPE

Welcome to Hotel Gaythering, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time. A sex-positive, adults-only haven where your freedom to explore comes with zero judgment. Our rooms are bold, playful, and bursting with fun — think industrial vibes, kitschy art, and just enough nostalgia to make your social feed pop. Plus, with chic red accents, free Wi-Fi, and all the comforts you need, you’ll be sleeping soundly (unless you don’t want to). Ready to spread your wings? We got you.

Accomodations

Choose Your Escape

Welcome to Hotel Gaythering, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time. A sex-positive, adults-only haven where your freedom to explore comes with zero judgment. Our rooms are bold, playful, and bursting with fun — think industrial vibes, kitschy art, and just enough nostalgia to make your social feed pop. Plus, with chic red accents, free Wi-Fi, and all the comforts you need, you’ll be sleeping soundly (unless you don’t want to). Ready to spread your wings? We got you. 

Accessible Petite King

Our accessible rooms offer the same comfort and amenities you love at Gaythering, with added features for extra convenience. Located on the first floor in the Petite King category, these rooms include a roll-in shower with handlebars, a removable showerhead, a lowered sink, and a toilet with grab bars.

Fun King

Spread out in 400 square feet of space, featuring a king SERTA premium mattress with two pillow variations, hypoallergenic bedding, custom furniture, and original artwork. Play 4-IN-A-ROW or get work done at the School House Science Lab Desk, which doubles as a dining table.

Large King

Need a little extra space? Enjoy 338-342 square feet at our adult-only hotel, complete with a SERTA premium king bed, two pillow variations, hypoallergenic bedding, custom furniture, and original artwork.

Petite King

Kings come in all sizes—perfect for our Size Queens! Enjoy 300-335 square feet of stylish comfort, complete with a king bed, two pillow variations, hypoallergenic bedding, custom furniture, and original artwork. 

Studio King

Want plenty of space at our gay hotel in Miami? Stretch out in 400-437 square feet of luxury, featuring a king SERTA premium mattress, two pillow variations, hypoallergenic bedding, custom furniture, and original artwork. Play 4-IN-A-ROW or get some work done at the School House Science Lab Desk, which doubles as a dining table.

Crate

Good things come in small packages. If you're on a budget but don't want to compromise on amenities, we offer you Miami Beach's Anti-Hostel. Our Crate Shared Room offers you a Men-Only 64 square feet private unit with 7-foot partition walls, a key card system, and a full size bed.

Crate XL

Our XL Crate is a "Size Queen" version of our basic crate with 70% more private space while featuring a King Size Bed with an over the bed Dome Mirror.

Above The Bar

She's not quiet, but she's cheap. These rooms are located right above the bar, which is open from 5pm to 12am Sunday, Thursday and until 2am on Fridays and Saturdays. If you're planning to join the party or don't mind a little thump with your bump then this is your spot. Our most affordable private room, just above the fun. 


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